September 16, 2014
An alien is brought on board to hook up some kind of cloaking device, but everyone because crazy paranoid and start hoarding all the crackers. Also, Crichton wears puke.
September 13, 2014
Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide returns with Bounty. Archer is captured by a bounty hunter working for the Klingons, but let's admit what this episode is really about: T'Pol being in heat because of an alien disease. You knew they couldn't resist that forever, right?
September 11, 2014
Our final Full Moon episode for the moment is about Misuke's first single, specifically how not to make it a nasty jailbait piece. Plus a look at how this series has come to America.
September 9, 2014
We return to Atlantis just in time for crazy stuff to happen to Rodney. An Ancient device zaps him and suddenly he begins developing superpowers and superintelligence, but there's a downside… and I don't mean being persecuted by J Jonah Jameson.
September 6, 2014
Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide wraps up the summer of Romulans with Face of the Enemy. Troi wakes up to find herself transformed into a Tal Shiar operative. This is the little known original plot for Kafka's Metamorphosis.
September 4, 2014
The Neosapiens have now conquered the home worlds and enslaved the human race, so Marcus freaks out and JT stages the worst mutiny in history. So Marsellus must save his ass now... well, his name's Marsala but I think he's going to get Medieval on someone before this is over.
September 2, 2014
The conclusion of the original Miniseries. The Visitors true agenda is revealed, the Resistance launches its first major offensive, and everyone whose lives are touched by the Maxwells has shitty things happen to them.
August 30, 2014
Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide continues Romulan summer with The Pegasus. Riker's old captain is now an admiral and wants to go looking for the ship they abandoned 12 years ago, but the Romulans want it too, those jerks.
August 28, 2014
The saga continues as Mitsuki needs to resolve the fact that her guardian thinks she's 12 and her new manager 16, and blond. The only way through this is going to be: farce!