Crackers Don't Matter

September 16, 2014

Crackers Don

An alien is brought on board to hook up some kind of cloaking device, but everyone because crazy paranoid and start hoarding all the crackers. Also, Crichton wears puke.

Bounty

September 13, 2014

Bounty

Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide returns with Bounty. Archer is captured by a bounty hunter working for the Klingons, but let's admit what this episode is really about: T'Pol being in heat because of an alien disease. You knew they couldn't resist that forever, right?

Thoughts on a Song

September 11, 2014

Thoughts on a Song

Our final Full Moon episode for the moment is about Misuke's first single, specifically how not to make it a nasty jailbait piece. Plus a look at how this series has come to America.

The Tao of Rodney

September 9, 2014

The Tao of Rodney

We return to Atlantis just in time for crazy stuff to happen to Rodney. An Ancient device zaps him and suddenly he begins developing superpowers and superintelligence, but there's a downside… and I don't mean being persecuted by J Jonah Jameson.

Face of the Enemy

September 6, 2014

Face of the Enemy

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide wraps up the summer of Romulans with Face of the Enemy. Troi wakes up to find herself transformed into a Tal Shiar operative. This is the little known original plot for Kafka's Metamorphosis.

Blitzkrieg

September 4, 2014

Blitzkrieg

The Neosapiens have now conquered the home worlds and enslaved the human race, so Marcus freaks out and JT stages the worst mutiny in history. So Marsellus must save his ass now... well, his name's Marsala but I think he's going to get Medieval on someone before this is over.

V Part 2

September 2, 2014

V Part 2

The conclusion of the original Miniseries. The Visitors true agenda is revealed, the Resistance launches its first major offensive, and everyone whose lives are touched by the Maxwells has shitty things happen to them.

The Pegasus

August 30, 2014

The Pegasus

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide continues Romulan summer with The Pegasus. Riker's old captain is now an admiral and wants to go looking for the ship they abandoned 12 years ago, but the Romulans want it too, those jerks.

Episode 3

August 28, 2014

Episode 3

The saga continues as Mitsuki needs to resolve the fact that her guardian thinks she's 12 and her new manager 16, and blond. The only way through this is going to be: farce!

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