December 17, 2013
We return to the Clone Wars with Holocron Heist! A bounty hunter named Bane has been hired to steal a holocron from the Jedi temple, a building full of people with extrasensory perception. Somehow this is not a horrible idea.
December 14, 2013
Opinionated DS9 Episode Guide returns with Explorers. Sisko builds a replica of an ancient Bajoran spaceship to see if he can fly it all the way to Cardassia powered only by his beard.
December 12, 2013
Faye Valentine returns, having blown all the money she stole from Spike and Jet, so you can imagine how glad they are to see her. Plus eco-terrorists create a retrovirus that turns humans into apes, who will no doubt demand they ride tiny tricycles for their amusement.
December 10, 2013
We return to Firefly just in time for the final episode. River is the topic of discussion, for both the crew who are concerned about her mind-reading gun slinging ways, and for the bounty hunter played by that Law & Order guy.
December 7, 2013
Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at the final appearance of Species 8472. The aggressors of Scorpion are back, and plotting to infiltrate Starfleet itself, and all because they are unable to understand how maps work.
December 5, 2013
Discord has driven our heroes into becoming assholes. Can they overcome this problem long enough to put an end to his rain of crazy and amusing terror?
December 3, 2013
A familiar voice is heard as we return to My Little Pony. Discord has been awoken from his slumber, so our heroes must find the elements of harmony again to defeat him, but can they handle the labyrinth of general unpleasantness?
November 30, 2013
Opinionated Enterprise Episode Guide makes an ill-advised return to season one. The episode is set on a rogue planet, and that of course is less important than the conflict between some mysterious alien force and some hunters. A rare opportunity pissed away, also known as the Enterprise Mandate.
November 28, 2013
Sam and Max are called to solve the mystery of a refrigerator that keeps swallowing repair men, only to be sucked into a bizarre netherworld of frozen foods. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to add anything to an episode with that as the plot.