The Phantom Cookbook

"The Senate now recognizes Senator Palpatine of Naboo."

"Thank you. I'd like to inform everyone that the senatorial pot luck has been moved from four o' clock to two o' clock this Saturday; and those of you from the Outer Rim, I'm expecting you to bring a dessert."

"I object! We have been planning to bring a casserole for some time now."

"The chair does not recognize the Senator from the Trade Federation! You will bring muffins!"

"I call for a vote of no confidence in the chancellor's cooking abilities."

"Perhaps I shouldn't have bought that macaroni and cheese off the Jawa last year."

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