February 6, 2016

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide features the final TNG appearance of Lwaxana Troi, a bittersweet experience in that we'll finally see the back of her, but we have to see the front of her one last time first.

Attached

January 30, 2016

Attached

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide presents a diplomatic mission gone horribly wrong. Picard and Crusher are captured and rigged up to share thoughts with each other because aliens are silly.

Broken Link

January 23, 2016

Broken Link

Opinionated DS9 Episode Guide sees what happens when Odo gets sick. Here's it in a nutshell: he's gross!

Bem

January 16, 2016

Bem

Opinionated Animated Series Episode Guide visits an alien world with a godlike being in control, and our heroes hampered by their guest who thinks they suck just because they fail when he gets in the way.

Thirty Days

January 9, 2016

Thirty Days

Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide sees what happens when you defy Janeway, you are driven mad and the rest of the crew fully supports it out of fear.

And The Children Shall Lead

December 25, 2015

And The Children Shall Lead

Christmas arrives with the promise of a worst episode and this year is the long-awaited original Star Trek. Kirk and Spock are puzzled that a group of parents killed themselves but after five minutes with their kids the audience knows why they did it.

Justice

December 19, 2015

Justice

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide finds still more season 1 episodes, because the hurt never ends. To prove it I present a paradise planet where someone is stupidly sentenced to death. Your honor, the prosecution rests.

The Pirates of Orion

December 12, 2015

The Pirates of Orion

Opinionated Animated Episode Guide looks at The Pirates of Orion, featuring pirates from Orion who don't want you to know they're pirates or from Orion.

Dragon's Teeth

December 5, 2015

Dragon

Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at Voyager stumbling into trouble and accidentally causing a disaster, which Janeway quickly looks to blame on someone other than her. No, really.

Distant Origin

November 21, 2015

Distant Origin

Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide revisits Hogan, or rather, aliens who have collected his bones. This is why Janeway refuses to settle for shallow graves.

 

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